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gone_like_the_wind
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|  Subject: Re: fifteen years later  Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:42 pm | |
| ooc: it probably didnt work
"meet giant bumblebee" i said as a real sized bumblebee stood next to me | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:05 pm | |
| (it worked pretty damn well)
"meet fucking composite santa" i said as a freaky looking half snowman half santa thing appeard.
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gone_like_the_wind
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:11 pm | |
| "i created this world, i let your creations run free... and now, because of you, WE HAVE THE COMBINE FUCKING KNOCKING ON OUR FUCKING DOORSTEP!" i yelled | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:38 pm | |
| "oh relax, i set up a shelter for us authors, and besides i just wanna watch this run its course" i said | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:46 pm | |
| "so you want all our charries to be controlled by the fucking combine huh!? YOU ARE FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND! THIS IS NO FUCKING GAME! IT IS REAL YOU FUCKTARD!" i yelled | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:41 pm | |
| "oh relax they'll be ok, but seriously i have a emergency destruct button" i said pointing to a small reset hole thing on my gauntlet | |
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gone_like_the_wind
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:31 am | |
| "you seriously want to blow up the planet... WITH US FUCKING ON IT!?!?!? besides, the planet has been practically mined to exhaustion creating the crappyness that is playstation 3!" i said | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:15 pm | |
| "no and it makes combine explode" i scoffed | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:22 pm | |
| "meh, it'll do, how big is the bunker? can it fit all our charries and ten others?" i asked, "coz we might need to get to the sharpclaw village and grab ten of their hottest chicks" | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:15 pm | |
| "yeah only room enough for us authors and two clones of any hot chick of your choice" i said as a huge portal opened up in the sky. "damn you ever seen a advisor?" i asked | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:47 pm | |
| "just us and two sharpclaw females? giggity" i said, "although project will probably have one aswell but big enough for him, niche, PJ, espion, honey, betty silver and shadow"" i said, "meh, ill teleport some sharpclaw girls" i said, two hot female lizard people appeared next to me in revealing tribal gear(https://i.servimg.com/u/f27/14/37/43/18/sharpc10.jpg is piccy without tribal gear, https://i.servimg.com/u/f27/14/37/43/18/sharpc11.jpg with tribal gear) "come on ladies, we have an invasion to wait out for a year or two" | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:39 pm | |
| "and as for me hmm....i call in" i said as a vixen and a hawt looking goth cat appeared. "nice choice though" i said as i opened up a large bunker door. "now lets get going before the metrocops and manhacks and fucking antlions attack" i said escorting the two girls into the bunker. "and i got a tv to watch this whole thing unravel" i said. "oh fuck" rush said. "yeah" speed said. | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:25 am | |
| "look, rush, if we call a truce, will you help me and my troops take back the surface? and we can forget about the whole 'i want your land so im gonna take it' thing... right?" projection said
"you are lucky im gonna be busy screwing these two most of the time and not whining about no new game systems being released" i said as i went inside | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| "thats why i play pc and 360" i said sitting on a large couch. "fine but im still fucking watching you" rush said. "now how are we gonna deal with these guys?" rako said. "we bide our time and hide" rush said | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:08 am | |
| "we better have an armory so we can help projection and co take down the combine in two or three years" i said
"TO THE HELLMOBILE!" projection said epicly, "it is a five seater car... we wont all fit" plague said, "hellvan?" "8 seats isn't enough" "hell 18-wheeler?" "are there seats in the containers?" "yes, 20, plus a war sized" "okay" "TO THE HELL 18-WHEELER!" | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:27 pm | |
| "yeah we do" i said. "no thanks im gonna use portals" rush said dissapearing | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:21 pm | |
| "DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY!" projection yelled as they all went underground
"TO THE BEDROOM!" i said epicly taking the two girls with me | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:53 pm | |
| "whatever" i sighed. "ok so now what?" rako asked. "we train an army" i said. | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:06 am | |
| "clone the strongest demons and werewolves, combine their DNA into a superbreed, make them battle ready within three years, then destroy the combine with an army of supersoldiers" projection said
shmex | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:47 pm | |
| "look ill do you one better, ill take dad's dna make an army of clones, have them trained and clone an army of projections" rako said stabbing both rush and projection with a seprate needles. | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:42 pm | |
| "why dont you just combine our DNA and make supersoldiers? because if we arent powerful enough to take down the combine, then an army of our clones wont help" projection said
ooc: do you play maplestory? | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:15 pm | |
| ooc:no
bic: "yeah trust me an army of you two will be enough especialy with a special training facility i have made" rako said as he injected the blood into tubes. "this will be interesting" rush said. two years later!!!!!!!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:11 am | |
| ooc: believe me, it's fun, until you reach the high exp quest shortage, or you run out of potion money
"I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CREATED A RUSH/WAR HYBRID!" projection yelled throughout hell as he stood next to a test tube with a large demon/werewolf | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:20 am | |
| "yeah my troops are superiour" rako said as he took a squad of young soilders into a room and tossed them each special clone trooper-esque helmets and armor. "now then you are delta 38, delta 07, delta 40, and delta 68" rako said as they suited up. "now then what shall you call your selfs?" rako asked. " lead, sev,scorch, fixxer" the clones said. "good now you are the elite, you have been trained to be covert killers you are brothers you will not lose" rako said before presenting the squad to projection. | |
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| | Subject: Re: fifteen years later Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:05 pm | |
| "plague, can you give them the whole 'we are in a war and you are the best of the best' talk from those starwars movies" projetion said, "um, sire, i never watched those movies" "well then get war or pain to do it" "yes sire" | |
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