fifteen years later

"yeah no" rako said. "ok so we got a lead and sev is rush clones and scorch and fixxer are projection clones" rako said before handing them plasma repeaters. "now get out there and rape some combine" rako said.

"deception, is the plan done?" plague asked his colleague, "ready to send out the code when we defeat the combine" "good, master will be pleased, but our plan, that we have waited two years without his allowance to get ready, is ready to be set into motion" "plan 'deceptive clones' is en route" "mehheheheheehheeeeeeh!" plague laughed maniacally

"lest get this done right" rush said as he suited up in badass armor that was basicly his old armor set up with with huge ass metal spikes running down the sides of his forearms shoulders and spine

"right you are" projection said standing inside the cockpit of a large mech, "war, pass up the giant poleaxe please" projection said before taking a hugeass giant poleaxe with a maple leaf design from war with the mech's arms, "thank you" "you're welcome boss"

"now then delta lead (and just so everyone knows it leed as in leader not led as in will the poisonus metal) and crew should have taken out the disintigrators on the roof by now" rush said. "hey sexy before ya leave" crusha said before she appeard in the cockpit and began to grope projection.

"not now, hubby is gonna blow shit up" projection said

"alright, two years of sex over, NOW LETS LOCK AND LOAD BRANDON!" i yelleed, already geared up for fighting the combine

"yeah yeah i know" i said hooking up a flaregun,a wierdbackpackthing to my back,a pair of freaky metalthings that fit over my boots and a rocketlauncher to me. "aw when you get back then" crusha said licking his neck before dissapearing. (man crusha is a kinky slut)

(indeed she is, and i actually though of making projection say 'not now, daddy's gotta blow stuff up' but i changed the 'daddy' to 'hubby)

"LETS GO KILL SOME COMBINE!" projection yelled before dashing out in the mech armor

"LETS GO KILL SOME COMBINE!" i yelled, running out like a madman

(but damn she is a tentelce whore)

"be wary of hunters" i said sighing a little."indeed" rush said walking behinde huge ass sword inhand

(right you are... look for a game called 'the penthouse' its a hot porn game or if you rather Krystal from starfox look for 'the legend of krystal')

wierdly enough, it seemed the combine had built a citadel over brandon's bunker, not even thinking, i came running back "AAAAARGH! HEADCRABS!"

projection's hidey hole had also got a citadel nearby, "LETS OPEN THAT CITADEL LIKE A CHRISTMAS CRACKER!!!!!" he yelled, brandishing the giant polearm

ooc: wow, i just finished watching a new car show called 'Top Gear Australia' and found out... that you Americans use the same engine our V8 Utes use in the Corvette an american supercar uses the same engine as an australian workhorse how cool is that!?!?!?

(fapped to both of them)

"yeah i dont care....HOLY GUCKING CRAP!!!!!" i screamed before being attacked a hunter. "meh" rush said before firing a huge ass shotgun into the hunter that had tackled me

(which one in penthouse? i like the triceratops chick on the second floor)

a large platform with the high demons arose from the underground, a keyboard, an amp with guitar, a drumset, three microphones and a violin were situated on it, deception sat behind the drums, midnight grabbed the guitar, war, plague and lust got behind the microphones, famine stood behind the keyboard and a random demon grabbed the violin and they started playing a song called 'Blitzkrieg' by the deathstars(http://artists.letssingit.com/deathstars-lyrics-blitzkrieg-5bbf2gc play youtube video here to listen, war does the first voice, plague does the second and lust is the voice that goes 'as we trigger one last bomb')

"YEAHAWWW! TIME TO BLITZKRIEG THEM!" projection yelled attacking a strider

"ooh, my only favourite death metal song" i said turning around and blasting the headcrabs

"ok thats fucking random" rush sighed. i took out a bugel and played a few notes on it as a flag rose from the backpack on my back. "charge" i yelled as everyone around me began to glow. "the hell is up with this" rush yelled. "it causes minicrits" i said switching out to the rocketlaunch then taking down a hunter chopper (i like the snake)

(eh, she's pretty hot)
"brandon, when this is over, it's my turn to rip off a game, starting with command and conquer" i yelled over the gunfire and music

projection basically chopped the citadel in half

"valve is the real game company" i said taking down a group of hunters. "well this should be fun" the small 11 year old lycan girl said as she sipped a cup of coffee. (another creation of rushxcc)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! RISE MY SOLDIERS! BRING FORTH OUR BROTHERHOOD'S AWAKENING! THE BROTHERHOOD OF NOD WILL DESTROY THEM!" plague said evilly into the microphone, and when he finished, the clone troops stopped killing combine, "come now deception" plague said jumping off the platform before the other demons could grab him, "yes master kane" deception said before jumping off himself

"THOSE BASTARDS!" projection yelled as all but one squad of clones left, the last squad was the last squad to come to projection, it was lead and co.

"did we just get double crossed?"rako asked.

"yeah" i said, i then pointed a gun at lead, "are you still on our side!?" i yelled, "why wouldnt i be?" "oh wait yeah, you guys were knocked out by an explosion just now, so the code he put in your head would be basically turned off"

"i taught them anti brainwashing tequniuqes and also they follow our commands to the number" rako said. "well then" rush sighed.

"dude, he probably went in there while they were still growing and implanted a chip in their heads" i said, "i mean, that's what i would do if i wanted to rule the world and i had access to my enemies clone army while they were still getting built"

somewhere else, in the middle of the australian outback, a farmer was waking up to his crop, when he walked outside he saw a green crystal glowing with radiation, "oh mah lordi" he said in a stereotype aussie voice, his crop had been decimated with the radiation and his animals all died of radiation poisoning, he jumped in his ute and drove as fast as he could to the nearest town

"great what the fuck is gonna happen now" i sighed

"probably outbreaks of tiberium, two wars with plague over it, we finally beat him and think he is dead, try to use a machine to get rid of the tiberium radiation, plague blows it up, another war then an alien race of bugs comes and joins out fight for tiberium, against both GDI and NOD" i said recounting command and conquer: tiberium wars 1, 2 and 3

"just wow" i said shaking my head. "well what are we gonna do about plauge" rush said before snapping his fingers in triumph "i got an idea" he said chuckling

"i dunno about you, but scince the combine menace is over, im kinda getting homesick, im gonna go back to my citadel back on uluru" projection said

"and that means" crusha said before groping projection. (waddya say we take this to the xxx rated topic?)