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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:24 am
"smash em" kim yelled as she before opening fire onto the opposition. "fuck this is gonna be bad" sniper mumbled.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:05 am
"boom baby boom" View said as he threw the boomerang at sniper, the piece of wood rigged to explode if hit by anything other than his glove
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:41 pm
"just fuck me" sniper sighed before firing a arrow into the boomarang then ducking. "lets get this bastard" kim said sllightly pissed off before running toward's plauge's location.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:45 pm
projection disappeared and reappeared next to Kim, also running at plague, "well well well, fancy meeting you here" he said
"g'day mate" View said, standing next to sniper, "you got good aim for a Sheela" he said, "but do ya have the fist ta go with ya species?" he then said, raising his claws
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:10 pm
"oh you have no idea what i am"sniper said with a creepy chuckle as she seemed to twist and change before becoming a creepy looking bobcat. "yes it is" kim said firing at plauge's location. "you want me to call in thhe four horses?" sniper yelled over to kim. "not yet" kim yelled back
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:54 pm
"heh, bobcat, dingoes are more vicious luv" view said
"oh no you dont" espion said, running faster
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:07 pm
"he is my fucking target" kim yelled before she pulled out a volcanic revolver then firing several rounds at espion with one hand while continuing to fire at plauge with her revolver with her other hand. (its a kind of revolver from the early 1900's) "lets get this done with shall we good looking" sniper chcukled. "its a shame im gonna have to kick your ass you're half way decent looking" sniper said before putting a sawed off shotgun to view's neck.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:56 am
"yer not half bad yerself" View said quickly turning the odds against sniper by swiping the shotgun out of her hands, "didn't ya know that guns kill people?"
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:25 pm
"its my job to kill people" sniper said pulling out a revolver than placing it to his chest. "call in thoes fucking horses" kim yelled. "fine fine fine, HEY BOYS GET YUR ASSES OUT HERE" sniper yelled before a large portal opened up. 4 large horses walked through it. one was all black with a yellowish mane with glowing white eyes. the second one was all white with blood dripping from his eyes. the thrid horse horse was completely black head to tail and mane with red eyes it seemed to have flys surrounding it. the fourth horse was red with gashes on it with a mane made out of flames. (can you guess who they are Stallions Of The Apocalypse by ~Aviator92 on deviantART )
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:12 pm
"well well well mate, i guess it's mine too" View said grabbing a revolver with exploding bullets and placing it on sniper's head
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:28 pm
"great minds think alike i guess" sniper said with a crooked smile. "lets get this done" the first horse said as it began running towards espion as fast as he could. "yeah i just want to go back and fuck up some more guys on tf2" the fourth horse said as it ran at plauge, each step causeing a flaming burn mark on the ground.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:31 pm
espion disappeared and then reappeared behind plague, "HEY KIM! DID YOU FORGET THAT DEMONS CAN TELEPORT?" espion yelled grabbing plague
"heh, maybe they do babe, whatta ya say we ditch 'em and go someplace else? or would you rather continue this?" View said
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:45 pm
"you just saved me time"kim said with a dark chuckle before dissapearing then reappearing behinde espion then filling both espion and plauge with killall rounds. "well it looks like this solved itself out so lets head to this nice little bar" sniper said putting her revolver away.
(that is SOOOO blackout)
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:44 pm
"you forgot something kim" came a voice, "CIA members have anything proof vests" said the voice coming up, it was espion, "heh, rest in pieces deception" espion said kicking the dead body, the body shifted back to deception's form, "mission accomplished" he said into his radio before disappearing
"what'd ya have in mind? martinis?" View said taking sniper by the arm, "lead the way babe"
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:45 am
"fuck" kim said stomping on the body. "no i was thinking whisky and hard core liquore" sniper said opeing a portal before leading view into it which then lead into blackout's bar. (well i think we just found our next couple lol) "fuck it we dont need that plauge, we still need to fucking kill him bit hey we have a geneticly similar clone on him" kim sighed pointing to the one horse that was pale and had the bleeding eyes
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:36 am
ooc: yep, a dingo and a bobcat, weird couple
bic: "g'day mate" View said to blackout, "ya do martinis?" he asked sitting down
"kkkkkkk we have picked up a signal of the ores" came a voice, "good job ship number kkkkkkk-twenty one" came another, "send down the kkkkkkk harvesters?" came the first, "yes, the scrin empire will be kkkkkkk pleased
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:56 am
"what are ya a queer?"blackout asked. "just get him something not so intense and just get me a bottle of whiskey" sniper said. "fine fine fine" blackout said tossing sniper a bottle of whisky and then giving view a martini. "you sure know how to pickem" blackout said chuckling
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:40 pm
"if ya gonna give me grief then i might aswell take some dragonblood wine, if ya have it" View said, "just coz a man, who works with james bond himself, likes martinis like his idol and boss, dont make 'im queer" View started a rant, "ya know what blackout? if that is yer real name, i heard that you affiliate yerself with the demons, if ye shattap i might put a good word in back at CIA so they dont storm yer bar"
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:28 pm
"here's the thing i work for the BLU team and we control the northern hemisphear so i am untochable so is sniper and everyone else on mah bloodu team" blackout said cracking his trademark bottle of 'scrumpeh' againt the bartop. "now now boys no need to have a cock contest" sniper sighed.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:34 pm
"good for you, not like bond hasnt killed villains worse than you" view said, reaching for his back, where his trusty flat headed nulla nulla sat, a traditional australian aboriginal weapon, that was kind of a cross between a boomerang and a club
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:49 pm
"besides im not even a villan im a demoman, i just do what im told or i dont get paid and besides if you want to want to kill someone go talk to the bloody spy he keeps fucking killing me with that goddamned revolver of his" blackout said. "besides the demons are the bad guys, its fucking plauge" sniper said. "yes he is indeed the problem" a lizard said appearing beinde the group. he wore a blue ski mask and a suit and carried a large caliber revolver that could easily take a person's head off with an etching of a woman on the side.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:15 pm
"jumpin jeebus, too much hassle fer one sheela, this place sucks, im gonna go to uluru vent me anger on a few demons, then probably meditate, or maybe the other way 'round, either way, screw you guys, im goin' home" view said leaving, "what got his jocks in a knot?" PJ said, who had been sitting watching the whole thing
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:20 pm
"indeed you need to stay calm" the lizard said. "seriously be calm and drink some real liqour" blackout said.
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:27 pm
"hes gone, didnt you see him step out the door?" PJ said
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Subject: Re: kim's first assignment Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:31 pm
"god i must be losing my vision in my good eye"blackout said said taking a seat. "great a blind demoman with explosives" the lizard said