pokemon platinum/pearl/diamond friend codes

me: DATS MY MANAPHY YOU TRY TO KILL! GIREE, ARC, META, PALK! KILL HER!
my giratina/arceus/metagross/palkia: *attack you with their strongest attacks(giree uses draco meteor, arc uses poison type judgement, meta uses hyper beam and palk uses spacial rend)*

sored wrote:: me: DATS MY MANAPHY YOU TRY TO KILL! GIREE, ARC, META, PALK! KILL HER!
my giratina/arceus/metagross/palkia: *attack you with their strongest attacks(giree uses draco meteor, arc uses poison type judgement, meta uses hyper beam and palk uses spacial rend)*

Kay: *snickers at their names* How unoriginal.
Me: *deflects the attacks with her author powers and chucks the Manaphy's bloody carcass at you*

me: I CAN USE DA POKE CENTER! *goes to pokemon center and heals manaphy*

sored wrote:: me: I CAN USE DA POKE CENTER! *goes to pokemon center and heals manaphy*

Me: Yeah, well, try that again and I'll actually kill you (Yes, pokemon CAN die. That's what those graveyard places are for.)

random ditto: *goes to mudkip form* SO I HERD U LIEK US MUPKIPZ

sored wrote:: random ditto: *goes to mudkip form* SO I HERD U LIEK US MUPKIPZ

Me: Bitch. *makes the ditto implode into oblivion*

the mudkip horde: FOR THE HORDE! WE SHAL KILLZ ALL WHO OPPOPZ DA MUPKIPZ!

sored wrote:: the mudkip horde: FOR THE HORDE! WE SHAL KILLZ ALL WHO OPPOPZ DA MUPKIPZ!

Me: MUHAHA! MUDKIPS FOREVER!
Kippi: Aye!
Kippa: Aye!

Brandon,rako, and crusha appear in a burst of smoke*

Brandon: prepare for troble

crusha: make that double

*does the whole team rocket intro*
rako: *howls* that's right!

Rush wrote:: Brandon,rako, and crusha appear in a burst of smoke*

Brandon: prepare for troble

crusha: make that double

*does the whole team rocket intro*
rako: *howls* that's right!

Me: TEAM ROCKET SUCKS. GET A LIFE. *whacks them with Luna's frying pan*
Luna: That's MINE, dammit! *snatches the pan away and storms off*

niche: Prepare for trouble...
espion: ...And make it double
niche: To protect the world from devistation...
espion: ...to unite all peoples within our nation.
niche: To Denonunce the evils of war and pain...
espion: ...To extend our reach to the stars above.
niche: niche...
espion: ...espion...
PJ: ...dont forget PJ!
niche: team shades cover your eyes...
espion: ...surrender now villan, or prepare to fight
PJ: YEAH! THATS RIGHT!

sored wrote:: niche: Prepare for trouble...
espion: ...And make it double
niche: To protect the world from devistation...
espion: ...to unite all peoples within our nation.
niche: To Denonunce the evils of war and pain...
espion: ...To extend our reach to the stars above.
niche: niche...
espion: ...espion...
PJ: ...dont forget PJ!
niche: team shades cover your eyes...
espion: ...surrender now villan, or prepare to fight
PJ: YEAH! THATS RIGHT!

Me: ...Well, it's not Team Rocket, at least.
Kay: You know, we should do something like that, too. Only change it up a bit so it makes sense.
Sol: That's an idea right there. We're a team, so we need a catchy phrasy thingie!

niche: try it, its fuin coming up with combinations, like we changed 'To Denonunce the evils of so and so' to 'To Denonunce the evils of war and pain'

sored wrote:: niche: try it, its fuin coming up with combinations, like we changed 'To Denonunce the evils of so and so' to 'To Denonunce the evils of war and pain'

Kay: We shouldn't use this one, though. It's too overused.
Me: I could go see if I can find something else for you guys.
Sol: Okay! I'll help!

Soluna wrote:: Me: What you do, is when you start up the game, there will be the screen that tells you if you want to continue your profile, start a new game, ect. Scroll down to Nintendo WFC Settings. It will take you to a screen that says "Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection Setup" at the top. At the bottom is a blue box. Tap it. Then choose one of the three Connection boxes. It will take you to a page that should have a light blue button that says "Search for an Access Point". Wait for it to pull up a list of all the internet networks in your area. I recommend the one you're using now, to get online. You may have to enter a WEP key. Then it will take you to a page that says "Connection settings have been saved. Tap OK to start a connection test." Tap the OK button. It may take awhile for it to test, depending on whether or not you have good connection at the moment or not. When it's done, it will take you back to the first page. Congrats, you've set up your Wi-Fi. Now go to the GTS or something so I can give you an eevee with a master ball as a reward for completing the tutorial (Just kidding. My 769 masterballs are MINE.)

Me: Itsh still not working its saying "The access points security settings are not supported by the nintendo DS. For help, visit support.nintendo.com" WTF?! I visited the website and still no help. What do i do? Sad

Shilos: YAY WE CAUGHT A SHINY PONYTA!!!!!!

Me: I dunno. I'll video tape me setting up an access point and try to figure out how to upload it on Youtube for ya.
Sol: ALL UR SHINY STUFFS BELONG TO MINE. *glomps it* Hey, it's not shiny. It's just weird looking. *huffs*

I get that. It's because the DS only connects to certian internet boxes and shit. I have the same problem all the time.

All:o0

me: MUST HAS SHINEEEEEEEEY! I WILL GIVE YOU A METAGROSS FOR A SHINY BELDUM!
smoke: shiny fanatic -.- on pokemon indigo he has a whole team of shineys... shiny latios, shiny aggron, shiny dewgong, shiny dragonite, shiny celebi and shiny... thing that senses disasters, i forgot what its called
me: ITS AN ABSOL!

sored wrote:: me: MUST HAS SHINEEEEEEEEY! I WILL GIVE YOU A METAGROSS FOR A SHINY BELDUM!
smoke: shiny fanatic -.- on pokemon indigo he has a whole team of shineys... shiny latios, shiny aggron, shiny dewgong, shiny dragonite, shiny celebi and shiny... thing that senses disasters, i forgot what its called
me: ITS AN ABSOL!

Me: I have lots of shinies too. Most are legendaries, but I do have a few normal ones like a shiny Drifloon~. They're pretty cute.

me: *pupils shrink* you has pokeman indigo account?
smoke: three... two... one...
me: GIVE MEH ALL YOU SHINEZ NAO!
smoke: shiny outburst engaged
me: *ranting and raving about the awesomeness of shinys*
smoke: i liked pokemon crater better, and how their shinys had more health than their normal colored counterparts, he once had a shiny gyrados
me: poor gary! damn pokemon crater stopped the damn game! and the new version is crap!
smoke: and he kinda misses his ghostly lapras... he was a water trainer, using rock, ground and fire gyms to train them
me: I AM THE ULTIMATE!
smoke: DONT YOU DARE QUOTE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! I HATE THAT RODENT!
me: *pupils shrink* HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GREAT SHADOW!? HE IS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! but he dont know why hes here
shadow: i went through that entire game, i figured out my purpouis in life was to save the world from the black comet, its gone now, i can relax
random advertisement guy: JOIN POKEMON LAKE NOW! unlike pokemon indigo, it has all the legends!

Me: HELL NO, BEYATCH. ON MY DIAMOND. AND THEY'RE MINE D:< ...What's this "Indigo" thing...?

me: online pokemon game

sored wrote:: me: online pokemon game

Me: Oh. OHHOLYSHIT. FLASHBACK. *spazzes for a minute* Oh, I remember Crater! I would go on there every few months, make an account, play for a day, and then wouldn't come back for awhile.

me: lol

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