the [strike]awesome[/strike] retarded adventures of charmy and vector!

Episode 1, charmy blows up the presidents house

two figures stood in the middle of the ark, "c'mon charmy, lets go find the computer room' said one voice, "do we have to? cant we just blow stuff up with the big awesome cannon?" said the other figure, "fine, we can blow something up first" said the first voice again, "YAAAAAAAAAY! i wanna blow up the presidents house!" said the second voice, "but charmy!" said the first voice, but the small bee was already gone, "we're gonna get fired" the lone crocodile said

a purple chameleon sat watching the news in his house, an news flash turned on, "the presidents house got blown up in a terrorist attack today, none survived, eyewitnesses say the beam came from the space colony ARK" the chameleon facepalmed

"we are sorry to say mr president, but nothing survived, not even your pet goldfish" said a secret services agent, "call up charmy and vector, i need an explination"

"it was all your fault charmy! now we are gonna get fired!" vector yelled at charmy, a screen came up, "what happened vector?" the president said, "charmy blew up your house from the ARK..."

episode 2 BUTTONS!!!

"doot do doot do doo" charmy hummed, he then saw the most awesomest thing in his life, "ooooooooh freaky capsule filled with green jelly! so awesome! im gonna go touch BUTTONS!!!!!" yelled the super hyper bee, he touched a few nearby buttons, but nothing happened, "awhhhh nothing happened"

vector was surveying space around the ARK, but a figure went over the lens, outside, it was charmy, in a space suit, clinging onto the targeting lens of the cannon, "charmy, get off the targeting system and get inside" vector said, charmy moved, and vector could see another shape, the biolizard, he fired

espio was sitting watching his shows, when a news flash came on, "giant alien creature lands in australian desert, theory that there once was a sea in the area true" espio facepalmed

"so you say you were pressing RANDOM BUTTONS!?!?!?!?!?" vector yelled at charmy, "sorry vector", the view screen turned on, "vector... why did the biolizard land in the australian desert?" came the president's voice, "charmy did it" vector said