how bout something random, for old times sake

midnight: im the high demon of pain, i had to take twenty years of torture to get to my position

Pyro:you ever got staved in the backrepeditly with a butterfly knife then set on fire?

midnight: i went through every kind of torture available 9980 years ago

Pyro:you ever beent in the head with a basball goin 130 miles an hour?

midnight: does a stone count?

Pyro:no

midnight: but it was the size of a baseball, and it was thrown by a catapult

Pyro:still no,eh good enough

midnight: i was born to a demon 10000 years ago, do you really think i could have gone through modern torture kinds?

Pyro:now then *huggleglomps midnight*

midnight: great
projection: lol

Pyro: darkchuckle*

oh ya and she likes being the guy in the relationship hahhahahahahhahahahhahahaahahs

blackout:yep she scares me even though we are on thesame team

crusha:bored

projection: be good midnight hehe
midnight: stop making fun of cats
projection: sex hun?

crusha:do it and I'll rip your fucking cock off!

Rush:oh boy it's the time of the year

projection: yes ma'am

Crusha:much better *sits on a pile of skulls*

projection: is that the same pile from last month?

Crusha:nope they are fresh

projection: more of my demon servants?

Crusha:they were lookin at my ass so liked them then bleached their skulls

projection: you could have just gotten me, and i could have sent them to the torture chambers

Crusha:it was more fun this way

projection: at this rate, in 100 years ill be out of soldiers

Crusha:well theN keep your fucking soliders away from mee

projection: fine! only my eunuchs will stay in the castle